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23 Signs That YOU Are Turning Into a Robot Zombie!

There is currently an agenda to turn most of the world's population into Robot Zombies with the new 5G Super Computer Network. Sound too crazy to be true? Here's 23 signs that you are hopelessly transforming into a Robot Zombie:

1. You watch and read the mainstream media news religiously and believe everything that you're being told without question.

2. You buy a lot of products that you see on television and internet commercials.

3. You are a social media junkie. You're on your smart phone/ computer all day long blogging, writing comments, liking comments and posting selfies on social media.

4. You believe that all sports teams are actually competing against one another authentically, and it would be heartbreaking for you to find out that all the games are actually being staged for your entertainment and rigged for Vegas to win. In fact, the NBA, NFL, etc are all non-profit entertainment corporations and the athletes are actors. Some of these athletes have actually taken acting classes. Too horrific of a thought I'm sure!

5. You believe that conspiracy theories are all in fact just conspiracy theories. There is no point in investigating these theories to see if there's any truth to them. They can't be true. They are conspiracy theories!

6. You drink tap water and believe that fluoride should be in the water supply because it's helping your teeth. You've never actually heard that fluoride is a neurotoxin and if anybody told you that, you wouldn't believe them anyway!

7. You get flu shots because they are giving them away for free at the store down the block from you, plus you're really concerned about getting the flu!

8. When you look up at the sky, you think that the clouds actually look normal. But who has time to look up at the sky anyway when you're always looking down at your cell phone screen?

9. You are addicted to playing video games.

10. You eat fast food, sugary snacks, processed foods, drink soda, alcohol, coffee, smoke cigarettes and ingest other toxic substances without regard for your health. Needless to say, you don't even detox these substances out of your system. You may not even know what “detox” means.

11. You watch stupid reality television shows that have been created to dumb down the population.

12. You believe that the Republicans and Democrats are actually 2 separate political parties, and that they are fighting against one another on your behalf. You would never believe that they are both part of a staged performance to keep you distracted from the truth. The truth is that they are all working together to achieve their own agendas.

13. You believe that the conventional medical establishment/ big pharma really has your best interest at heart.

14. Your thoughts and emotions are easily influenced by social media, television shows, the news, commercials, etc. Even if you feel terrible most of the time, you still continue to allow these outside influences to control how you think and feel. In fact, you may not even be aware that this is happening.

15. You don't practice meditation because it's just too difficult to slow down your racing mind.

16. You stay up late working on your computer and have difficulties sleeping at night.

17. Spending time in nature is just too boring for you. In fact, it's a waste of time. There's better things to do, like be on social media all day!

18. You lack creativity and independent thought. You'd much rather have other people or technology think for you.

19. You actually look forward to plugging your brain into the 5G super computer network.

20. You believe that your life is out of your control and that everything happens by chance. There is no God, no higher power, no synchronicities... just coincidences. Life is just a big gamble. A game of luck!

21. You fear sickness and you fear death... But you keep yourself too busy to think about such things. It's best not to have much time to think at all actually!

22. All spiritual/ health conscious individuals appear to be uppity self righteous know it alls and annoy the hell out of you! (Okay, realistically some of these folks are pretty damn annoying but still...) They need to just leave you alone and let you drink your beer and eat your cheeseburger in peace while you watch the big game on your flat screen tv!

23. You think that this article is complete bullsh*t!

Disagree with most of this article? Then congratulations! Chances are that you are NOT turning into a Robot Zombie. You are well on your way to becoming a Super Human (if you have not become one already!) Agree with most of this article? Then chances are that you are helplessly turning into a Robot Zombie (if you have not turned into one already)! Ready to unplug from the matrix yet? Or perhaps maybe next lifetime? There really is no right or wrong. No judgement here. You decide what works best for you! Being a Robot Zombie does have its perks though. You really don't have to think much or question anything. Just do as you're told... Consume, Sleep, Work, Happy Hour, Sex and do it all over again the next day! Doesn't get easier than that huh? Hey...Perhaps in another dimension I am really the robot zombie and you are the author of this article? We are all reflections of one another. Everything is everything. Peace and Blessings!

Jennie H is a Reiki Master Energy Healer, Co-Founder of Self Saviorz Society California Non-Profit 501(c)(3), Poet, Author and Entertainer with goals to help raise the vibration and consciousness of humanity!

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